hoetipsbyangel:

a man: hey

me: that’s enough

pochowek:

pochowek:

pochowek:

pochowek:

On the early morning of december 17th im going to post the peanut butter baby, an image rich in skin tone pixels, like 50 times in a row, and get banned

They dont like it already

Hold on lemme post another one

Like clockwork

secular-space-witch:

breadbench:

me whispering to my cat and pointing at a bug in my room: eat it

also me lifting my cat up toward the ceiling so he can reach a bug: get it

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

The only people allowed to approach me in public are dogs

obviously cats don’t need my fucking permission 

Bad days are part of the process. Please don’t give up.

(Source: nedafeedinghope)

misandryad:

People keep posting ‘what’s REALLY in your food’ articles like I’m gonna stop eating whatever it’s about lmao
Listen, death is coming. Death is coming. Pass me a hot dog.

iamwizz:

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